“Are you celebrating your Birthday today?Seems you haven’t realized that a Birthday is all about getting older.In any case, wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
“Did your cake cost you less than the candles?Then you are definitely old!”
“Happy Birthday on your very special day,I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
“I was going to buy you an expensive present.But suddenly I realized that you’ve become old and I’ve boughtyou way too many Birthday gifts over the years. So this year,I’m sending you my warm wishes and a token of love. Happy Birthday!
“Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year…
Think how old you would be if it came every month.
“Do you know what a Birthday means? Getting gifts on one hand and spendingthe money worth those gifts to throw a party for your friends on the other.Welcome to the loop! Happy Birthday!”
“Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me andthat is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.
“I know I always forget to get the gifts. But I know you will thank me becauseI am always there when you cut the cake. My dearest pal, Happy Birthday.
“My golden words for your birthday…Smile while you still have teeth!
“Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
“I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday
“When I have a birthday I take the day off.
But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off
~~Best Collection of Funny Birthday Messages~~